I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
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