there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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