have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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