is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
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I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
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I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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