well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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