I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
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I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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