I think I am morally bankrupt
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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