do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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