Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
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Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
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I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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