Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
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Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
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We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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