my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
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Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
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I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
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