Me too!
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
