i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
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Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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