SEEEEXXX PLEASE
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
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