Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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