shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
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i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
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Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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