I feel great
I just peed on a car
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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