i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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