you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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