i think i have herpe
just one?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Randomize
