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home. puking in laundry basket.

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(503): View more from Oregon

like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be

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(541): View more from Oregon

we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.

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(720): View more from Colorado

She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.

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(515): View more from Iowa

Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby

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What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?

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(732): View more from New Jersey

It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.

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(347): View more from New York

You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian

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(585): View more from New York

i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants

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