I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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