so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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