Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
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So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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