so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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