I look better un-naked...
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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