He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
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Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
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So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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