Don't you send me to vm
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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