just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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