so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Randomize
