we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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