i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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