He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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