To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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