At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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