why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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