just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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