so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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