just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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