I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
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