The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
i love accidental penises.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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