carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
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At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
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We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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