But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
the condom got lost in my hair
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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