My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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