I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
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FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
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Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
You can make out without kissing
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