is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
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I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
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It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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