yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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