Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
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all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
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1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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