it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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