Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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