He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
time to smoke my breakfast
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
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Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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