are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
the day after is always just damage control
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Randomize
