Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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