Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
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Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
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So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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